I am a mom of five kids, ages 11, 9, 7, 3 and 1. The lone girl is smack in the middle.
The looks people give me in the parking lot of the grocery store (as my children tumble out of the SUV like clowns leaping out of a Volkswagon) give me endless amusement.
I function on copious amounts of coffee.
I stalk my children with a camera so often they call me the Mama-razzi.
I make a mean meatloaf.
Oh, I have a name other than “MOOOOOOOOM, HE IS TOUCHING ME!” too. It is Deanna. I also answer to “WAAAAHHHHHH!”
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